Hilarious Halloween: Ty's turn

I am not sure whether I should be flattered, complimented, or disturbed, but two men from our ward (both of which being friends of mine) did not recognize me as myself in drag!
In the case of my first friend, he kept his thoughts to himself until I took off my wig and he realized it was me. Then he confessed to thinking, after he saw me, that I was possibly the ugliest woman he had ever seen, and felt that there may not possibly be a man in the world for me. We got a good laugh about his misconception, as well as some other consequences of my costume (this guy was the same guy who was the father of the poor child that I frightened).

Tonight Cami and I went over to another couple's house who are good friends of ours, and Dave informed me that another guy from our ward- a member of my Scout Committee no less- also thought me to be the ugliest woman he had ever seen. When Dave informed him that it was me, he was completely astonished.

So, my costume may not have made me to be one of God's more attractive creatures, but it did fool more than one person! All I can say to those who were fooled: you must have a pretty liberal idea of just how ugly a woman could possibly be... shame on you!